xkcd on dreams

fuck. that. shit.

http://xkcd.com/137/

octopus

being chased by immaterial acquaintances
i learned to stall them by picking off globs of my own ectoplasm
throwing it down, saying "octopus"
throw it.... "octopus"
throw it.... "octopus"

attracted like bugs to a bug zapping light they stuffed themselves on my spiritual
eventually cornering me when I ran out
unbound, my inner octopus and I showed forth its image
blinding black ink wiping away my immaterial pursuers
tentacles strong protectors

after
meeting with an experienced guide, I questioned
"to be you must become you can't merely think you are capable of being"
"yes" he replied, between spoonfuls

the most amazing apartment?

an apartment wedged between two major highways, under a bridge, next to a subway with a private studio/museum on top of it.

4,000 sq ft for only $1,800/mo in Manhattan. apartment comes with usage of a boat and its own live in, very loyal serial killer.

every surface white, immaculate. stainless steel appliances. craigslist posting read: the american psycho dream home. HOT HOT HOT!!!

gaggle

surrounded by a rampage of children
breathing hot on our cars' windows as I roll them up
cutting one another's throats;
tourists in a death camp
we had to wait them out
so we could continue on down the road to the geyser